E.S.P. Unisex Classic T-Shirt

Emotional Support Penis – because sometimes the best therapy is laughter. Part of our Conversation Starter Shirt Series, this best-selling tee is designed to turn heads, break the ice, and make people laugh out loud. Whether you're wearing it to a party, a casual hangout, or just around town, this shirt is bold, cheeky, and unapologetically hilarious. Relaxed, tailored, and ultra-comfortable, it’s your go-to for sparking smiles and owning your humor.

Features

• Mid-weight fabric (5.0 oz) for year-round comfort
• Relaxed, tailored fit that flatters all body types
• Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar, and waist for long-lasting durability
• Unique mineral wash options—each shirt has its own look
• Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.

Material

• Solid colors: 100% pre-shrunk cotton
• Heather Gray: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
• Light Heather Gray: 98% cotton / 2% polyester
• Heather Black: 50% cotton / 50% polyester

Care

• Machine wash cold with like colors
• Tumble dry low
• Do not bleach
• Iron on low if needed
• Do not dry clean

Normal Fit

	A	B	C
S	27.99 inch	17.99 inch	7.48 inch
M	28.98 inch	19.49 inch	7.48 inch
L	30 inch	21.97 inch	7.72 inch
XL	30.98 inch	23.98 inch	7.72 inch
2XL	31.97 inch	25.98 inch	8.74 inch
3XL	32.48 inch	27.48 inch	8.74 inch
4XL	34.49 inch	28.98 inch	8.74 inch
5XL	35 inch	30.98 inch	8.74 inch
6XL	37.48 inch	32.99 inch	8.74 inch